Today, I thought we’d take our girl out for hot chocolate. We got dressed and put our shoes on. We locked up the house and went out to the car. She started getting defiant and cranky, so I got defiant and cranky.

We played through this series of events twice today.

But I still wanted hot chocolate, so papa went and got it to-go, and bebe got hers for “napping well.”

I’m really good at this.